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Avoiding plagiarism is pretty much impossible

Published 2-Oct-1987 in the Denver Post
Copyright ©1987 by Ed Quillen. All rights reserved.

Every other columnist in America has had fun with Sen. Joe Biden's problems with plagiarism. Now it's my turn, although I'm going to discuss the issue, rather than its effect on his campaign, since he's no longer a candidate.

Like a bad credit rating, plagiarism is one of those regrettable things that's nearly impossible to avoid if you make your living by working with words.

Big-time writers run into trouble -- recall how Alex Haley had to shell out some of his ample earnings from Roots? It afflicts song writers; a court determined that George Harrison filched much of My Sweet Lord from He's So Fine. And it crops up often in political prose.

John F. Kennedy's 1961 inaugural address contained the stirring phrase, Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country.

Of course, those were really the words of John Kenneth Galbraith, who ghosted most of that address. But could Galbraith have been cribbing from Oliver Wendell Holmes? At an 1884 Memorial Day address in New Hampshire, the justice said We pause ... to recall what our country has done for each of us, and to ask ourselves what we can do for our country in return.

In all of politics, the greatest master of English prose was Winston Churchill. Among his memorable phrases is his observation of 1946: From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an Iron Curtain has descended across the continent.

We still refer to the Iron Curtain around the Soviet bloc. But who said it first?

Not Churchill. Of all people, Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi minister of propaganda, on Feb. 23, 1945, predicted that if the Third Reich did not win on the Eastern Front, the whole of east and southeastern Europe... would come under Russian occupation. Behind an Iron Curtain, mass butcheries of the people would begin...

We can go back further, perhaps to 1914, when Queen Elizabeth of Belgium said that between her country and Germany there is now a bloody Iron Curtain which as descended forever.

How consider Isaac Newton, who invented calculus, discovered the law of gravitation and otherwise enlightened mankind. In 1676, he wrote that If I have seen farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

He gets the credit for this. But in 1624, Robert Burton, in the Anatomy of Melancholy, wrote that A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than the giant himself.

Burton attributed that to Didacus Stella, a Roman writer of about 50 A.D., but those sentiments appear nowhere in Stella's works. The earliest use appears to be Bertrand of Chartres in 1126, who observed that In comparison with the ancients, we stand like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants.

Phrases are like that. You're writing along and something perfectly appropriate pops into your head. Since it came so quickly, you probably saw it somewhere else -- but where? Oscar Wilde? H.L. Mencken? Yesterday's newspaper?

Even when you're sure you invented it, you can't be positive you could prove you didn't plagiarize it. I recall once sweating and straining for a simile to describe cold weather. The writing was for a family publication, so I couldn't use the familiar phrases about various anatomical parts of witches and well-diggers.

So I pondered what might be the coldest thing imaginable, and came up with Colder than a banker's heart. But then I started seeing the phrase all the time.

Were they stealing my line? Maybe. But in some cases, that was impossible, for the works bore copyrights earlier than my coining of the phrase. But I hadn't read them back when I was deliberately formulating the line.

It's an awful feeling, either way. You're either a thief or a victim. And most of the time, you've signed a contract to the effect that author warrants that this work shall be original and free from plagiarism, and said work does not violate or infringe any copyright...

You just do the best you can, and hope that no hungry lawyers read your stuff.

(CONSCIENCE NOTE: See The Great Thoughts, compiled by George Seldes, as well as his The Great Quotations. And now it's my turn above may have been unconsciously derived from a Gary Hart campaign slogan of 1974. Also read On the Shoulders of Giants by Robert K. Merton, which elevates pedantry to hilarity while explaining much more about this problem.)


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