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Avoiding the perils of fame is easy

Published 24-Feb-1988 in the Denver Post
Copyright ©1988 by Ed Quillen. All rights reserved.

The competition was over. Now it was time for the awards. Worried that I would do something foolish, like trip over my shoelaces, I glanced down, and felt reassured that it would be impossible. I was wearing boots.

Up to the platform. Flanked by the second- and third-place winners, I stepped to its highest level. An official came forward with the gold medal. I bowed as the strap settled around my neck.

Then I straightened and stared resolutely forward, brushing tears from my eyes as the band struck up the Salida anthem, Brother, Can You Spare a Dime.

Alas, it wasn't at all like the Olympics. At the annual Colorado Press Association awards luncheon Saturday afternoon, they just flash a slide of your work up on a big screen, and somebody reads your name. Seconds later, they move on to the next category.

Afterward, you shake hands, accept and extend congratulations, catch up on some trade gossip, and move on. For Martha and me, that meant driving north to LaSalle.

One reason was to visit the Farmer's Inn and get some decent chili verde to counteract the Brown Palace's banquet food, something on the order of Lunchmeat Cordon Bleu. These days, it's only prudent to gorge on Mexican food at every opportunity; any morning we might end up with a law that makes crumpets or boiled beef the Official Cuisine of Colorado.

Years had passed since I took U.S. 85 north from Denver. Little had changed, except that there used to be a motel in Brighton whose MOTEL sign was upside down. It was gone. What happened to it?

When we reached LaSalle, we looked up my old friend from high school, Rex Ewing. He asked why I was smiling, and I told him about the first-place award.

Does this mean you're going to be rich and famous? he wondered.

I doubt it, I confessed. I've won awards before, and the most I ever got was a free dinner.

Rex laughed. You want to know just how famous you are these days? Let me show you this. You won't believe it. He went to a desk, fished through some papers, and returned with an envelope.

Inside was an announcement that this summer, there will be a joint 20-year reunion of the classes of 1968 at Greeley West and Greeley Central high schools.

That might be fun, I muttered as I read through the proposed activities. Except Greeley must have changed a lot since I finally left town in '74. I never heard of Bittersweet Park or the Raintree Plaza Hotel.

Read on, he advised.

Look here, said Martha, who didn't grow up in Greeley. They want each family to bring two side dishes to a picnic. That's an awful nuisance when you live 200 miles away, like us. And what of people who might actually have made something out of themselves, and would be flying in from California or Massachusetts? They must think that Greeley is such a great place that no one would ever move any farther away than Platteville. Or maybe as far as Nunn.

Don't fret about that, Rex said. Look at the back. He turned the sheet over. On the reverse side was a long list of people whom the reunion committee couldn't find. Rex pointed down the list. There I was, among the missing. See how famous you've become, Ed? Our own high-school reunion committee can't find you.

That's preposterous, Martha said. Every bill collector and process server in Colorado can find you, and they can't? Why bother going?

Well, there were some people I'm curious about, I began.

You really want to spend $64, plus motel rooms and the other horrors of travel, just for two sweltering days organized by people who don't even read newspapers? she wondered.

We've since discussed the matter considerably, and I still don't know. Like all columnists, I love to dispense advice. Now I'd like to receive some. Would you go, or not? Since you're not a member of the reunion committee, you shouldn't have any trouble finding me to let me know.


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