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Pharmaceutical foreign policy

Published 7-Jan-1990 in the Denver Post
Copyright ©1990 by Ed Quillen. All rights reserved.

Recent world events had left me as confused as everyone else, so I called my favorite inside source, Ananias Ziegler, media relations director for the Committee That Really Runs America.

What you're seeing, he explained, is a major shift in the goals of U.S. foreign policy. During the 50s, it was containment. In the 60s, we tried to keep dominoes from falling in southeast Asia. The 70s first brought detente, followed by Jimmy Carter's human rights. In the 80s, the idea was to put pressure on the Evil Empire. But all that has changed.

How so? I wondered.

In all that time, our policy was to support anybody who wasn't a communist, and we didn't care a fig about drugs. A lot of those brave Afghan rebels grew poppies to enslave American youth, but that didn't stop us from sending them Stinger missiles to fight the Russians.

In southeast Asia, we did even better by drug suppliers. The CIA set up and operated an airline, Air America, so that anti-communist tribes could export their opium. They used our tax money to increase the supply, and then used our tax money to combat the inflow of drugs. Neat way to spend money, right?

If you say so, I agreed. But I suppose that it was necessary to fight communism.

Actually, it started even before Karl Marx wrote Das Kapital. During the Civil War, both the Union and the Confederacy worked desperately to get England on their side, and England was a major pusher in those days.

I thought that was just some LaRouche fantasy, all that drivel about the Queen of England being the biggest drug dealer in the world.

Those loonies were wrong about Elizabeth, but right about dear old Victoria, Ziegler sighed. In the 19th century, China did not want its people smoking opium. But England needed to sell something in China to pay for all the tea it imported. So England went to war twice -- in 1839 and again in 1856 -- to force the Chinese government to allow English traders to sell opium in China.

I mulled on that. So you're telling me that, up until recently, the U.S. has been more than willing to do business with drug dealers, as long as it met other goals.

Precisely, he complimented. Our major goal has been anti-communism. Gen. Noriega was anti-communist -- in fact, he amassed wealth like any good capitalist -- so we ignored his cocaine trafficking. Our CIA, while George Bush ran it, was even paying Noriega $200,000 a year.

Everything began to come clear to me. But with the relaxation of tensions with the Soviet Union, President Bush doesn't need to care whether a leader leans toward Moscow or not. So he felt free to go after Noriega.

Ziegler chuckled. And it explains why Bush wants to cozy up to the regime in China, despite its policy of killing anyone who espouses American political values. He admires their drug policy -- shoot on sight.

I started to thank him, but then a question arose. Suppose other countries adopt a pharmaceutical foreign policy like ours. For instance, some nation could get justifiably angry about how the U.S. promotes cigarette exports in order to addict, impoverish and sicken its population. They could indict one of our pro-tobacco leaders, then launch an invasion on the grounds that they wanted to bring him to trial.

Ziegler laughed. At the Committee, we've considered that. There is an excellent chance that it might happen, that an American statesman who promotes the tobacco interests might suffer Noriega's fate.

But aren't you worried?

I don't know about you, Quillen, but I plan to be one of those people out dancing in the streets on the day that they take Jesse Helms into custody and fly him off to be tried in a foreign country.


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