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Profiles of the real criminals

Published 10-Jul-1991 in the Denver Post
Copyright ©1991 by Ed Quillen. All rights reserved.

If some kids wear colorful bandannas or L.A. Raiders hats to an amusement park, those kids fit the gang-member profile. They often get hauled off for a photo and fingerprint session.

This sensible method of preserving public safety has upset a few bleeding-hearts, who whine about civil rights, the presumption of innocence and free expression.

Complaining won't help, since such issues now mean nothing to the Supreme Court. Instead, the whiners should urge the police to expand their potential criminal profiles to include other known dangerous categories.

· Quiet Neighbors. The suspect in the United Bank Father's Day Massacre is described by his neighbors as a quiet fellow who cared for home and lawn.

That's no surprise. Almost always, when there's an arrest in a heinous multiple murder, you read the same comment from the suspect's neighbors: It's unbelievable. He was real quiet, never bothered anybody. He took real good care of his property, and he was a good neighbor.

If the police can find time for kids who wear the wrong caps, then certainly they have time to sweep suburban neighborhoods and find those who match the criminal profile -- quiet regular guys with lawn mowers or hedge clippers. Haul those Quiet Neighbors off to preventive detention, and scores of innocent victims will be spared.

· Respectable People. Marilyn Van Derbur Atler's father was a pillar of the community during the years that he was sexually abusing her. David Bath, star of some racy videos with juvenile males, staunchly upheld traditional values in the Colorado General Assembly.

More examples appear almost daily, and the criminal profile is obvious: Civic respectability is often a cloak for perversion. Why isn't the vice squad busy checking out every beloved youth minister, honored scout leader, esteemed teacher, public benefactor and the like?

· Three-Piece Suits. Why bother with the small-timers in their gang colors at amusement parks? As Don Vito Corleone said, A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. The largest theft in history -- $500 billion from American taxpayers in the S&L scandal -- was pulled off by bankers, real-estate developers, accountants, congressmen and lawyers.

The criminal profile is clear; anyone wearing a three-piece suit (perhaps the color of the tie indicates the precise gang affiliation) at a financial institution should be presumed guilty of grand larceny until proven innocent.

We all want a safer society. Discouraging youth gangs might help, but we really need a concentrated assault on murder, perversion and theft. When will our lily-livered police start going after the suspicious folks -- Quiet Neighbors, Respectable Citizens and Three-piece Thieves -- who fit the big-time criminal profiles?


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