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Choppy days and splintered nights

Published 6-Nov-1991 in the Denver Post
Copyright ©1991 by Ed Quillen. All rights reserved.

Lately life in the mountains has lost its continuity. Days and nights are interrupted by jumper cables, tire chains, the untangling of frozen extension cords, wood-splitting and similar chores. This may explain why I can't develop anything into a coherent, flowing essay.

· Richard C.D. Fleming of the Greater Denver Chamber of Commerce has blamed the Colorado General Assembly for the loss of the United Airlines maintenance facility. In his view, there was a done deal with United last June. The legislature obstinantly refused to rubber-stamp that deal, and substituted a different offer -- one that, unlike Fleming's deal, might be barely constitutional.

In blowing the United deal, our legislature finally did something right. And even then it receives severe criticism. Life is unfair.

· In response to my suggestion that pro sports be abolished, I received a letter from a gentleman who informed me that I am an imbesile. He noted that sports teach the virtues of sacrifice, dedication, etc., and concluded by offering to visit with four big jocks who might pound some sense into me.

Glad to see that his athletic experience has given him such a finely developed sense of sportsmanship and fair play.

· The public consciousness concerning sexual harassment has been greatly elevated. But no one mentions the most common form of sexual harassment in the workplace, and it does not come from co-workers or employers, although many employers tolerate it and often encourage it.

Ask any waitress just what she has to put up with in the course of a single lunch shift -- pawing, poking, obscene and suggestive comments. If she offends a customer in the process of protecting her dignity (Martha's preferred response, when she was a waitress, was to accidentally spill a pitcher of ice water onto the lap of the lecherous patron), the customer will complain to the management, and the waitress is usually fired on the spot.

I would be happy to wager that, for every instance of sexual harassment inside a factory or professional office, there are thousands of insulted waitresses. They have no effective recourse, because the customer is always right, even when the customer is a two-legged billy goat who doesn't know the difference between a diner and a bordello. The boss will tell them that it's their job to be charming to such creatures.

There hasn't been a single mention of sexual harassment by customers who don't know the difference between a restaurant and a bordello. Nothing in the new civil rights bill directly addresses this. NOW and its sister organizations have said not a word. Is it only the educated, professional class that has rights in America?


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