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Marketing 35-acre parcels means attracting bigots

Published 7-Apr-1996 in the Denver Post
Copyright ©1996 by Ed Quillen. All rights reserved.

What's with Montana? At one end of the state, they just arrested the prime suspect in the Unabomber case -- a rural eccentric with a Harvard degree living in a cabin without electricity or plumbing.

On the other side of Montana, the FBI has the Freemen surrounded on their Justus Township, and is sensibly waiting them out, rather than revving up the tanks.

How long the FBI will be allowed to remain prudent is a frightening question. Think of all the network crews up there, costing thousands of dollars a day. Every morning, they're shoving microphones into the boss agent's face, asking When are you guys going to do something?

It won't be just the agent. The local US attorney, the attorney general in Washington, the President -- they'll all get pushed at every press conference.

The networks don't like spending big money to get bleak images of windswept prairie, which is about as telegenic as watching nails rust. Eventually, they'll push the FBI into taking action. How else can they justify the network investment in coverage of the Freemen standoff?

Such are the demands of modern media coverage, and when the tragedy occurs because the FBI felt compelled to act precipitously, the real culprits will escape without blame: We don't make the news, we just report it. Sure.

The real issue is bigger than Montana, which makes it big indeed. Look around the West and you find Aryan Nation crackpots in Idaho, militias in Arizona, muscular Christianity in Colorado Springs, white-supremacist survivalists encamped along gulches almost everywhere.

It would be easy to dismiss these as mere aberrations in a rather empty landscape where live and let live is a pretty good operating philosophy.

However, there's more to the recent increase in hinterland extremist groups. They're a direct reflection of how the Rural West is promoted and marketed elsewhere. It means we attract a certain kind of people who are disposed to be racist and anti-social.

Look at ads for mountain property and you often see phrases like 35 acres adjacent to national forest.

What does that really say? 35 acres means a parcel big enough so that you don't have any real neighbors. You can live quite isolated from any form of society, never interacting with other people unless you choose to. You won't need to learn to deal with the Korean grocer, the Laotians upstairs or the felons across the street.

Adjacent to national forest means that the federal government, prodded by lawsuits from environmental groups, will insure that you never will have to put up neighbors.

You'll have a more-or-less private preserve, and if anybody threatens it with logging (brings in unsavory blue-collar types), controlled burns (you have a right to clean air, and to hell with the health of the forest) or even a hiking trail (you have a right to privacy) -- you can go to court.

People who want that sort of life see the ads and decide to migrate. The rural West is becoming what I once called the easternmost gated suburb of Los Angeles (that observation got me quoted in the Wall Street Journal a couple of years ago), and a respectable pundit has recently recognized this phenomenon.

The respectable writer is Joel Kotkin, and his piece Beyond White Flight appeared in the March 28 edition of the Washington Post National Weekly Edition. Kotkin calls this the Valhalla syndrome and characterizes it as a yearning for a heavenly retreat, with the promised reward of a simpler, less complex existence.

Kotkin notes that some observers thought that as sophisticated New Yorkers and Californians migrated into the conservative interior, the hinterlands might develop a more centrist political posture.

But he correctly concludes that the interior West does not, in general, attract humane and liberal types as its population grows. Instead, the typical immigrant is more likely a moneyed bigot who wants to live in a rich, white rural enclave.

Kotkin is in error in one place, though. He says the Valhallans are a cultural movement back to an earlier, perhaps largely imagined past of small towns, safe streets, clean air and common cultural values.

But if this area is any indication, the Valhallans don't want to live in small towns. They want to live in no towns, out on their 35-acre parcels. Those who do live in town aren't interested in streets -- they relax on backyard patios, not front porches where they might have to greet people walking down the street, and if some kids go by on skateboards, they're on the phone to the police dispatcher with a report of suspected gang activity.

In short, the Valhallans are busy destroying what they supposedly want -- any sense of community.

At any rate, as long as the interior West is marketed as a land of 35-acre parcels for the militantly anti-social, then the Freemen, Aryan Nations, Militias and similar dingbat groups will continue to settle here and multiply. Advertising works, and that's what our real-estate industry is advertising for.


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