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Stupid campaign tricks

Published 3 November 2002 in the Denver Post.
Copyright ©2002 by Ed Quillen. All rights reserved.

Although I'm probably as talented as anyone else when it's time to deliver a populist rant against the special interests, it is actually one of those phrases, like Colorado values, that really doesn't convey much in the context of a political campaign.

Let us presume that the candidates are running for positions where they're supposed to serve the public interest as county commissioners, state legislators, governors, representatives, senators, etc.

Under our system, how do we define the public interest? In essence, it's a conflation of the special interests. You want better highways because you use them a lot. That's a special interest, I use the library a lot more than I use the highways, so I want more funding for libraries. That's a special interest.

Both our special interests concern the allocation of public resources, and there's a case to be made for both highways and libraries. But calling the other side a special interest, while pretending that your position alone is the legitimate public interest, is just name-calling, rather than an attempt to find an equitable way to distribute public resources.

Your neighbor who's a teacher wants more resources for public schools, as does your other neighbor who has children in those public schools. Our kids are out of school and we'd like to expand the local trail system.

I want access to public lands, you don't want traffic near your scenic 35-acre homesite that borders public land. You own shares in a banking company's stock and want a return on your investment, I don't want to have to pay higher service charges. I want electricity, you don't want a high-voltage power line near your house. You want your pharmaceutical stocks to pay a decent return, I want my parents to be able to afford the medicine they need.

And so it goes, for almost any issue you can imagine. Wherever there's one special interest, almost invariably there are one or more competing special interests. We elect people to listen to the pleadings of these special interests, and then cobble together some kind of compromise that might serve the public interest.

Another problem with this special interests approach is that it lends itself to convenient name-calling. especially if you're just trying to be a good citizen who respects the U.S. Constitution.

If you defend the First Amendment, then you can be branded as a tool of the pornography lobby or if you're luckier, merely a lackey for the media interests. Defend the Second, and you're a shill for the gun lobby. Defend the Fourth and Fifth, and you're just a property-rights advocate, unless you're a bleeding heart who would let violent criminals get off on technicalities.

All of us have special interests and we all have the right to petition the government. That's how it's supposed to work, isn't it? And if some office-holder decided that he knew the public interest without ever listening to a constituent or conducting a hearing, wouldn't we rightfully think he was arrogant and out of touch with the public?

That said, there's another statement that pops up with almost nauseating frequency. Candidates from all manner of parties promise to keep Colorado water in Colorado.

That resonates well, especially in a drought year. It gives you the idea that you'd be able to water your lawn if we didn't let those greedy downstream states, or perhaps the evil federal government, take away our water.

But in truth, the only water that Colorado might own that we haven't already developed is our full share under the 1922 Colorado River Compact. That might be as much as a million acre-feet in a good year (when we probably wouldn't need the water, but that's another matter). This water leaves the state at the Utah line just west of Grand Junction.

That's the only relevant water when a candidate wants to keep Colorado water in Colorado. Where does the candidate propose to store it? Down there, where the pumping costs would be tremendous to get it to where the water is needed? Who gets to pay the bill for the Big Straw?

Or would Colorado's water be diverted and stored up high, along the Continental Divide? Then, whose valleys would be drowned and whose trout streams would be destroyed to keep Colorado water in Colorado? Which Western Slope basin would have to suffer lower stream flows?

Any candidate who promises to keep Colorado water in Colorado ought to explain exactly how this would be done and how it would be financed. Also we should know the exact location of the proposed Sacrifice Zone, because we'll need a big one if we're going to keep Colorado water in Colorado.

Of course, that would give the special interests who want to protect that zone a chance to organize, but you can't have everything.


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